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I'm 21, single, and loving every second of it.
I love to rock out.

My name is Melissa. I'm tall, and I trip a lot.
I say stupid things at the worst moments.
I enjoy alcoholic beverages, close friends, and a rock show.
I think I have ADHD.
I'm a grammar nazi.
I have blonde moments, but am far from blonde.
My best friend is THE best, and you can't beat her. If you try, you deal with me.
I will make you laugh, eventually. Or die trying.
I love t-shirts, jeans, and sandals.
I'm not perfect. If you're looking for a Barbie doll or a princess, you're in the wrong place baby.
I have 7 piercings, and 4 tattoos. Eventually I'll be covered if you lend me the money. =)
I love funny things & funny people.



I'm chill as hell when I need to be, and a crazy sarcastic asshole the rest. I'm a damn good listener. I love helping people when they need me and being a good friend. I hate people who ditch me, and I think they should all fall off the earth. I keep my word, and I'm brutally honest. I don't like playing games, and I don't enjoy having games played on me. I'm a firm believer that what goes around comes around, and I know a lot of people that have shit coming to them. But that's just a job for divine intervention. I don't like being used, and I sure as hell don't like being toyed with. I'm worthy of someone who will treat me the way I deserve to be treated and care about me. I don't want someone who's perfect and rich, because there is no room for improvement. I want someone a little rough around the edges like me, who could use the company of a person just like them. I'm nowhere near the person I want to be, but I make strides just like the rest of you to get there. I may have issues, but I think life is more interesting that way.




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